At the ISA farewell dinner, we were given Christmas Poppers that each included a crown, a little trinket, and a joke. These are some of the “best” jokes:
Q: What’s ET short for?
A: Because he’s only got little legs.
Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
A: Hold its nose.
Q: How do ducks like to round off a meal?
A: Cheese and quackers.
Q: What do you call an elephant who flies?
A: A jumbo jet!
Q: Why was the onion crying?
A: Because he accidentally cut himself.
Q: What’s the fastest fish in the world?
A: A motor Pike.
Q: What did the coral do on January 1st?
A: Turned over a new reef.
Q: What’s the smelliest animal on the farm?
A: The toilet duck.